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02 September 2010 @ 12:40 am
CENDRED'S STATS  

QUI SUIS-JE? i want to know.

i. fill out as Cendred, King (fill out what you want, leave the rest)

ii. post as a comment
iii. given your version of Cendred, write me a 3-sentence fic about an awkward moment between he and Arthur.
iv. go to the prompts post and add to it./post whatever the heck you want on this comm.

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the_little_owlthe_little_owl on September 2nd, 2010 09:48 am (UTC)
That kist was waaay to long! Kings are busy people and have a lot of things they rather keep secret. Therefore...

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ABOUT ME…
Full Name: Cendred XIII
Birthday: May, 13th, about 30 years ago
Location of birth: Dad's castle
Nick Names: Cendy, no, wait, that's another state secret. Everybody who dares use that name, will be beheaded, I swear!
Height: Larger than life of course

HAVE YOU EVER…
Eaten an entire box of Oreos?: What are Oreos and why would I eat a box?
Hiked up a mountain?: I ride of course! Hiking is for peasants!
Been convicted of a crime?: Nobody convicts a king of a crime, stupid!

FAVORITES…
All deleted: state secrets!



MISC…
Words or Phrases you overuse: "Oh shit!"
Craziest person you know (or silliest): That fellow who rules Camelot
Greatest experience in your lifetime: Going over to the Netherlands and conquering lots of dashing black horses
Why are you here on earth?: To conquer and unite Albion, of course!

This One's Fer Sure: magikdicedpear on September 3rd, 2010 02:16 am (UTC)
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ABOUT ME…
Full Name: King Cendred.
Location of birth: I don't know the name of my kingdom, so let's just refer to it as "Cendred's Kingdom" tell your friends, k?
Nick Names: No.
Height: Um...maybe 5' 11" due to medieval nutrition (Read: leg of lamb at every meal and a bottle 'o moonshine.)

HAVE YOU EVER…
Hiked up a mountain?: what the hell.
Been convicted of a crime? um, the genocide of the soldiers of camelot (Morgause saw this possible future in a crystal, she said.)

FAVORITES…
One pillow or two? ten.

LOVE…
What you look for in your ideal boyfriend/girlfriend: strong ruler, with lots of land to join with my own
Have you ever been in love: Horse.
Loved someone so much it made you cry? Horse.

IN THE LAST 72 HOURS, HAVE YOU…
Cut your hair?: Um, obviously not.
Been kissed?: Yes. My horse.
Felt stupid?: Never.
Written a real letter?: Missives saying things like, "Remember that treaty we had? Well, I heard your son tresspassed recently, and now it's war."
Met someone new?: I've scheduled a meeting with the King just south of my lands, Uther Pendragon. Nasty mofo, or so I've heard from my father, recently deceased. I've never actually done business with himself myself. Oh, and I heard his son is FINE.
Had a serious talk?: Uh, yeah. "Son, don't use all the money in the gold cellar under the castle." Uh, sure dad. That happens to be the largest cellar I've ever seen. Just because I spent a disproportionate amount of funds on modernizing the lower town for my own extracurriculars, doesn't mean our lands will go bankrupt any time soon...oh, wait, whoops.

DO YOU…
Eat Peanuts?: what.
Have a goldfish?: whattt.
Have a job?: King of the land, bitches.
Take walks in the rain?: That's how you catch a nasty cough, so no.
Do you have a best friend? Well...no.
Do you get along with your parents They're dead, thanks.


MISC…
Why are you here on earth?: My advisers tell me I was born under an auspicious date, when a great comet shot across the heavens. For this reason, I've drawn the conclusion that I'm meant to become a powerful athlete. For this reason, I've had the roads around the castle paved in the style of the Romans who may or may not have already come to these lands (history is not my strong point, unfortunately for my people). This...may or may not have contributed to the emptiness of the royal coffers. Medieval asphalt is not cheap...but then, one can't have royalty tripping on a gravelly road on a morning run.
Favorite Quote: I haven't said anything yet. I'm sure I have some strange French accent, though, for no apparent reason.
rachelasaurusrachelasaurus on September 3rd, 2010 05:24 pm (UTC)
God rest his soul.
Lord Peter Wimsey: hp=/=lotr gaisshifty_gardener on September 3rd, 2010 06:49 am (UTC)
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ABOUT ME…
Full Name: Roy Marston Cendrid
Birthday: Four days from Midsummer's Eve
Location of birth: That one forest in Balinor
Nick Names: 100 the Dreadful, Cendy, Ender
Height: 6'1"

HAVE YOU EVER…
Eaten an entire box of Oreos?:
Ever been on stage?:
Hiked up a mountain?: on a horse, yes
Been convicted of a crime? I convict, and am never the convicted!

FAVORITES…
Kind of Soup: Boar and Turnup
Type of sandwich: What the hell's a hufflepuff?
Sweater or sweatshirt? Sweaters. Wrought of leather.
Stripes or solids? Solid and strappy
Wool or cotton? Wool
Rose or Lily? Rose. the thorny kind.
Chocolate milk or plain? Plain
spring or fall? Fall
History or Science? The history that I say is true!
Cat or dog? Falcon!
One pillow or two? ...three
Favorite number: 11
Favorite color: Slate grey
Favorite Food: stroganof

LOVE…
Do you have a boyfriend or girlfriend? ;~;
Who was your first crush? Lord Balinor
What you look for in your ideal boyfriend/girlfriend: A good hand with a sword
Have you ever been in love: with my heaps of treasure, yes
Loved someone so much it made you cry? My horse.

IN THE LAST 72 HOURS, HAVE YOU…
Cried?: no
Laughed?: never
Made someone laugh?: yes. in hysterical fear.
Cut your hair?: no
Been kissed?: morgause does insist on those dratted gaullish rituals when we meet...
Felt stupid?: Treason!
Written a real letter?: No.
Met someone new?: No.
Had a serious talk?: All my talks are serious
Missed someone?: no. when I shoot, I never miss.
Fought with a friend?: I have no friends.

DO YOU…
Eat Peanuts?: I do not trust things that are dirt colored
Have a goldfish?: no
Have a job?: no
Take walks in the rain?: only gallops
Do you have a best friend? My horse, Gallivant
Do you get along with your parents They obey me, yes


MISC…
Words or Phrases you overuse:
Craziest person you know (or silliest):
Greatest experience in your lifetime:
Why are you here on earth?:
Favorite Quote:
Lord Peter Wimseyshifty_gardener on September 3rd, 2010 06:52 am (UTC)
er. tbc.
rachelasaurus: yeahrachelasaurus on September 3rd, 2010 05:29 pm (UTC)
A king doesn't have to apologize. Donneven worry about it shiftsy
furloughday: we're stronger apartfurloughday on September 3rd, 2010 06:54 am (UTC)
"That one forest in Balinor" I AM INTRIGUED
furloughday: je suis anglaisfurloughday on September 3rd, 2010 06:54 am (UTC)
I guess if you say you were born there, you were born there. But dayum.
rachelasaurus: Morganarachelasaurus on September 3rd, 2010 05:35 pm (UTC)
Questionairres, like others' lands, take time to conquer.
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ABOUT ME…
Full Name: Cedric Diggory
Birthday: February 14th, -1000
Location of birth: Never really been told, but heard someone mention Balinor, so I think it's probably that.
Nick Names: "king", "son", Rick
Height: I'm on a horse.